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college couldn't possibly come soon enough.

me: i find the idea of potentially being a writer in my adult life beautiful

and hilarious.

you: are kind for taking the time to read anything at all.

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questions and answers

Q: is this necessary?

A: is what necessary?

Q: are you going to be one of those pretentious bloggers who refuse to follow even the most basic grammar rules?

A: duh. DUH.

Q: and try to be overly clever and witty and fucking charming?

A: i’ll try.

Q: so are you gonna, like, refer to yourself as a blogger now? haha, like really?

A: …not after those laughs. i’m far too self-conscious.

Q: don’t you ever get the feeling you’re just wasting your time?

A: not when i remember there’s not much else i’d be doing.

Q: if a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one is around to hear it…?

A: always.